We demolish, disassemble, and deconstruct with love
We have a group of hairy elves here just waiting to look over your piano for whatever parts or pieces we can salvage and reuse.
If they have to take anything to the dump, we don’t feed them for a whole day.
You can bet they work hard to scrounge up every valuable piece they can.
Contrary to common belief, not all our elves are jolly and round, some HAVE been know to go days without food. They have become our best scavengers, and are now in managerial positions teaching the new elves the ropes.
Ever wondered how elves are made? Perhaps this can help explain. 
